Shipping policy

Free Shipping:
Orders over $55 ship free! 😴 (Because you're already spending enough to put a grown person to sleep for a week)

Order Processing:
Orders are typically processed within [1-2] business days after purchase. Processing times may be longer during peak seasons - patience is a virtue we're all working on. ❤️

Shipping & Delivery:
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 2-5 business days depending on your location and the shipping method you selected at checkout.

Track Your Order — You'll receive tracking information via email once your order ships, so you can watch your package move faster than you do on a Monday morning.

Secure Checkout — All payments are processed through a secure and encrypted checkout. The only thing keeping you up at night should be existential dread, not payment security. 🔒

Delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays, weather, or other factors beyond our control — much like your ability to get out of bed on the first alarm.